bymine:

That second Gansey loomed inside him now, more than ever, and he didn’t like it.

insrgence:

Just then, in that moment, the thought of Gansey leaving for D.C. without him was unbearable. They had been a two-headed creature for so long, Ronan-and-Gansey. He couldn’t say it, though. There were a thousand reasons why he couldn’t say it.

“While I’m gone”, Gansey said, pausing, “dream me the world. Something new for every night.”

wlwdeclanlynch:

matthew, elbow-deep in declan’s underwear drawer: hey so i was looking for my phone charger–

declan: its plugged into the wall.

matthew, now staring blankly at the airvent where declan has hidden several guns, still elbow-deep in declan’s underwear drawer: huh? oh, cool! you’re so smart. so i was looking for my phone charger, and i found these pills?

declan: i have a prescription! hey, remember that conversation we had about locking the door? or like. not leaving it wide open?

matthew, squirming underneath declan’s bed bc he thinks he saw a quarter: not really!

bymine:

Noah, unlike his pristine room, always seemed a little grubby. There was something out of place about his clothing, his mostly combed-back fair hair.

catsbeaversandducks:

“Must. Fit. In. Tiny. Box.”

Video by Caspar and Ellie

• Joseph Kavinsky: Please don't make things awkward between us by calling me out on my terrible behavior.

dailypalmetto:

all for the game posters (cr. x, x)

isilverandcold:

*a wild new meme that I don’t get appears*

me, not up to date, understanding nothing: I guess I must have that short dick energy, this is very sad, Alison play desperado

wetlandbyhiroshiyoshimura:

toriana2nice:

this is INCREDIBLY funny

Liam: Virgo, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cancer, Gemini
Victoria: Libra, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries 

emosforjesus:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

yo-dawg-nice:

yo-dawg-nice:

please god can someone find that one video that’s like

the “what’s popping” guy is edited into a video call with some other dude who’s sobbing while also posing for the camera and shit

WAIT I FOUND IT

@holybooks

Wow im in hell

welovenappyhair:

maurijuice

aterribleidea:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:

thehobbutts:

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable

So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”

And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough” 

“Got it”

flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”

& he spends the entire day losing his mind

Steven: w-what’s happening

Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back

Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Greg: what’s going on

Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again

Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?

Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*

Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-

Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl

Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??

Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!

Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…

Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??

Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-

Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK

Steven: …

Greg: …

Pearl: …

Garnet: …*quietly* fuck

Everyone else: O_O

Garnet: what. I missed it too

also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing

Connie: what’s going on

Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now

Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??

Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!

Peridot: what’s fuck

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

trans-simba:

Are you a “hello darlings” gay or a “what’s up my dudes” gay

This is blatant “howdy” erasure

gayagendas:

yeahiwasintheshit:

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame