i love my dead gay son
alice, 25, she/her
alice, 21, bi. background from @pr0kopinsky

sauvamente:

ourblackisgold:

sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

image
image

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY


thedevilsofficialblog:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

image

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

image

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley


catlips001:

blueauradoggo:

image

Possibilities:

image
image
image
image
image
image

I like these but

image
image
image
image
image

Would you also consider these?


captainpoe:

We’re a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it. You as the student who can…do it just not as good.


bargalaxies:

that’s all it is, miles. a leap of faith.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018)
dir. bob persichetti, peter ramsey, & rodney rothman



Anonymous: Do you have any headcanons for Spiderverse? You’re super funny and back when I still Went There, your Vld headcanons made my day

ironinkpen:

hell yeah i do

  • [peter b voice] “it’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis”
  • peni has to actively avoid giving history spoilers
    • peni: “wow they haven’t used tech like this since world war IV” gwen, peter b, and miles: “world war what
    • noir: “…wait there’s gonna be a world war II”
  • miles leaves little spiderman tags next to street art he likes
  • jefferson to spiderman: “officially, i don’t agree with your methods and think that vigilantism is a danger to society. unofficially? that was dope”
  • the mallet really does fit in miles’ pocket and he still can’t figure out how
  • miles: “hey question, if i get shot do i own the bullet? like, can i keep it?” peter b: “…miles did you get shot” 
  • someone: “man spiderman’s so cool” ganke, remembering that time he found on miles crying on the ceiling during finals week: “mmhm. yeah. yep. he sure is”
  • the spideys are constantly comparing universe notes
    • there’s a heated berenstein bears vs berenstain bears debate
    • miles’s universe doesn’t have comic con, gwen’s doesn’t have spongebob, and peter b’s doesn’t have the beatles
    • noir doesn’t know what any of those things are, porker’s universe has all of them but they’re animals, and peni is beginning to realize that all of her friends are like. super old
  • miles: “i made you a friendship bracelet” gwen: “i’m not really a jewelry person” miles: “oh it’s cool you don’t have to wear-” gwen: “no i’m gonna wear it forever back off”

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY


claumschiff:

Just two spiderbud hanging out together


kesus:

Can you believe 14 year old azula delivered the best line of any villain ever “don’t flatter yourself. You were never even a player” iconic


fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost


dregs-of-the-barrel:

it sure is convenient for kaz that he lives in a place with lots of water because otherwise he’d have to get jesper to lug around a fog machine so that he can dramatically emerge from the mist, wearing head-to-toe black. the gloomy ketterdam aesthetic is an important part of the kaz brekker experience package, pal


identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

image

alignment chart

image
image
image

cephalotodd:

thinkin abt a yt comment i read that said the reason the glass breaks during miles’ leap of faith is because his hands are still sticking to it and (as peter says) you have to relax for your hands to unstick so the fact that he’s still scared is what MAKES it a leap of faith… god this movie


bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

image

She never will, King

image

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE


fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand


NETWORK

DROPDOWN TITLE

MUSE A — Bacon ipsum dolor amet pork in excepteur velit laboris mollit quis pariatur veniam dolor ut culpa tempor dolore. Fugiat laboris dolor sirloin ea, tail short loin andouille proident lorem pancetta pig. Dolore swine sirloin do fatback est, salami pancetta esse dolore leberkas ham. Enim pork chop sirloin, aliqua ad nisi spare ribs veniam id.

MUSE B — Sirloin filet mignon voluptate aliquip magna. Tail shank do culpa tenderloin, consequat in ad jowl shoulder swine. Beef ribs kielbasa jowl, in short loin nulla pork loin. Anim porchetta do jowl, drumstick pastrami meatball alcatra fugiat ham hock ut duis dolore in. Non dolore cow nisi strip steak, bresaola pork chop sausage ipsum dolor.

@