elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it
then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it:
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley
[peter b voice] “it’s impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis”
peni has to actively avoid giving history spoilers
peni: “wow they haven’t used tech like this since world war IV” gwen, peter b, and miles: “world war what”
noir: “…wait there’s gonna be a world war II”
miles leaves little spiderman tags next to street art he likes
jefferson to spiderman: “officially, i don’t agree with your methods and think that vigilantism is a danger to society. unofficially? that was dope”
the mallet really does fit in miles’ pocket and he still can’t figure out how
miles: “hey question, if i get shot do i own the bullet? like, can i keep it?” peter b: “…miles did you get shot”
someone: “man spiderman’s so cool” ganke, remembering that time he found on miles crying on the ceiling during finals week: “mmhm. yeah. yep. he sure is”
the spideys are constantly comparing universe notes
there’s a heated berenstein bears vs berenstain bears debate
miles’s universe doesn’t have comic con, gwen’s doesn’t have spongebob, and peter b’s doesn’t have the beatles
noir doesn’t know what any of those things are, porker’s universe has all of them but they’re animals, and peni is beginning to realize that all of her friends are like. super old
miles: “i made you a friendship bracelet” gwen: “i’m not really a jewelry person” miles: “oh it’s cool you don’t have to wear-” gwen: “no i’m gonna wear it forever back off”
it sure is convenient for kaz that he lives in a place with lots of water because otherwise he’d have to get jesper to lug around a fog machine so that he can dramatically emerge from the mist, wearing head-to-toe black. the gloomy ketterdam aesthetic is an important part of the kaz brekker experience package, pal
thinkin abt a yt comment i read that said the reason the glass breaks during miles’ leap of faith is because his hands are still sticking to it and (as peter says) you have to relax for your hands to unstick so the fact that he’s still scared is what MAKES it a leap of faith… god this movie
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