the signs as shakespearean archetypes
aries: the honorable but temperamental soldier (hotspur, coriolanus, pericles)
taurus: the sassy servant (mariah, mistress quickly, paulina)
gemini: the impish but omniscient jester (feste, puck, lear’s fool)
cancer: the puppyish lover boy (romeo, orlando, valentine)
leo: the wronged but extremely glam queen (cleopatra, titania, hermione)
virgo: antonio
libra: the ambiguously gay best friend (horatio, benvolio, don pedro)
scorpio: the creepy duplicitous one no one suspects of being creepy and duplicitous (iago, richard iii, lady macbeth)
sagittarius: the “i fucking told you so” character (kent, queen margaret, prince escalus, )
capricorn: the controlling single dad (polonius, prospero, baptista)
aquarius: the spunky cross-dresser (viola, rosalind, imogen)
pisces: the manic pixie dream virgin (miranda, perdita, cordelia)
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