wishiwashies:

JUSTIN i was aaat arbys yesterday,  aand i had my delicious, meat meal, i had some of my favorite sandwiches, a selection of my faves, and when i was outside of the arbys (by which i mean, i, beHIND the arbys, i took the back door out) um, i ran into a woman who was, an older woman, i would say, and she was wearing a dark purple robe, and she had sort of a gnarled old face with like, some natural fun–fungal growth on it, and shee handed me a disc, of the videogame dark souls, and, and she said, 

“play this in your monsters factory”

and i was like “its just the singular, its just the one monster–”

she, and she chided me.

and, what, she said i had basically, the long and short of this whole story, is i went to arbys, and i got my favorite sandwiches, and a, some sort of witch, said i had to play this disc of dark souls, this, this game tape, or else id be cursed forever. and id be dragged to hell.