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wishiwashies:

JUSTIN i was aaat arbys yesterday,  aand i had my delicious, meat meal, i had some of my favorite sandwiches, a selection of my faves, and when i was outside of the arbys (by which i mean, i, beHIND the arbys, i took the back door out) um, i ran into a woman who was, an older woman, i would say, and she was wearing a dark purple robe, and she had sort of a gnarled old face with like, some natural fun–fungal growth on it, and shee handed me a disc, of the videogame dark souls, and, and she said, 

“play this in your monsters factory”

and i was like “its just the singular, its just the one monster–”

she, and she chided me.

and, what, she said i had basically, the long and short of this whole story, is i went to arbys, and i got my favorite sandwiches, and a, some sort of witch, said i had to play this disc of dark souls, this, this game tape, or else id be cursed forever. and id be dragged to hell. 


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MUSE A — Bacon ipsum dolor amet pork in excepteur velit laboris mollit quis pariatur veniam dolor ut culpa tempor dolore. Fugiat laboris dolor sirloin ea, tail short loin andouille proident lorem pancetta pig. Dolore swine sirloin do fatback est, salami pancetta esse dolore leberkas ham. Enim pork chop sirloin, aliqua ad nisi spare ribs veniam id.

MUSE B — Sirloin filet mignon voluptate aliquip magna. Tail shank do culpa tenderloin, consequat in ad jowl shoulder swine. Beef ribs kielbasa jowl, in short loin nulla pork loin. Anim porchetta do jowl, drumstick pastrami meatball alcatra fugiat ham hock ut duis dolore in. Non dolore cow nisi strip steak, bresaola pork chop sausage ipsum dolor.

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