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Dr. Geller takes a sip of his drink and sighs in Frustration. “Is there no one here who just wants an emoltionally stromg, intellectual man?” the paleontologist grumples to himself 

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Flemeth entered the room, hands on her hips while they swayed provocatively, batting her eyelashes to the ever so dreamy Dr. Geller. “You make my womanhood tremble at the mere mention of your work. You’re such a fine specimen I would love to have many daughters with you. Ravage me, Ross!” She exclaimed with passion. 

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Dr Ross Geller smiles flitrity at Flemeth. “fianally someone who appreciates true intelligence. as You wish. Allow me to go grab the dinasour skulls ;)” 

he walks handsomely over to the desk when suddenly the door opens. it was…. CHANDANDLER. 

“chard i am in the middle of something” Ross states smartly.

“yeah… in the MIDDLE OF TRYING TO BRING DINOSAURS BACK TO THE EARTH.” chenfe stated , pointing his finger towards the professor.

Ross’s face  became sullen. “who told you”

“i saw the bluprints on your desk”

Ross turns to flemth. “I’m sorry but i am afraid this must wait.” he turns back to chandielr. “Chandelr Now That YOu Have Revealed My Evil Plan I Am afraid I must Kill You and Promote Joey To my Best friend.”

“That s fair” chdne replies.

ross picks up a dinosaur skull and smashed chandle over the head, killing him instantly 


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